Hey Diddle Diddle...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
And the little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon..

Hey diddle diddle, the cat played his fiddle
The cow jumped away from the cat
Cos when he played his fiddle
The cow wanted fables
And selfishly looked for that..

Hey diddle diddle the cat broke his fiddle
The cow was nowhere to be seen
And the fork had to share
His bride with dinnerware
Not knowing where they may have been

Hey diddle diddle the cat burnt his fiddle
The cow walked on Jupiter's beams
And the little dog cried
Cos his world had died
Life is never close to what it seems

Hey diddle diddle my world kills its fiddles
My cows are all far in the sky
All my forks have to share
And my dogs all despair
Its no wonder why we wish to die