Thursday, December 25, 2003

Merry Christmas!

It would be inappropriate of me to not wish my empty webspace a very merry christmas and a jolly happy new year.

Think good thoughts, rest well and stuff that face of yours while the food is free. lol.

Till the new year, all the best. :)

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Blood and Water

They say you cant choose your family, but to thank God you can choose your friends. I think thats a very wise saying.

They say that blood is thicker than water. Some wise guy came up with a deep meaning about that which is really quite debatable in this age and day.

I say, families....theyre fun for a day. You go out, have some prawns and chat over chips. But that should be it. Anything more than that equals to complete and utter annoyance.....rampaging resentment and the usual withdrawal that comes with it.

I actuallly think its healthier to live away from certain members of your family, because apparently they live to tear down all that you have built in order to maintain that superficial superiority over you.

......i should place a string of very rude words here....... -.-

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Reduction Correlation...

Reduction in internet speed leads to reduction in sleep.
Reduction in sleep leads to reduction in mental alertness.
Reduction in mental alertness leads to reduction in awareness of the surroundings.
Reduction in awareness of surroundings leads to reduction in blood volume.
Reduction in blood volume leads to reduction of living years, ie death.

Thus you see how dangerous primitive technology is.

Stupid dial-up . . . . !@#$%^&*()!!!!!