Stupid cat is on heat
Now she's the neighbourhood's meat
All cats come kiss at her feet
Cos she's so young and still elite
Stupid cat is such a slut
Takes anycat who has some guts
She doesnt even sniff at butts
Just bring-em-on and creat a rut
Stupid cat must stay at home
She creates a ruckus that kills even gnomes
I wish I could stuff her mouth with foam
Or sell her to some unfortunate POME
Stupid cat causes so much grief
Neighbourhood cats are all her foods-thief
Her allergic scratching made daily nagging chief
And now she's got to get up to more mischief!!
*grumble grumble*
>.<
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