Reduction Correlation...

Reduction in internet speed leads to reduction in sleep.
Reduction in sleep leads to reduction in mental alertness.
Reduction in mental alertness leads to reduction in awareness of the surroundings.
Reduction in awareness of surroundings leads to reduction in blood volume.
Reduction in blood volume leads to reduction of living years, ie death.

Thus you see how dangerous primitive technology is.

Stupid dial-up . . . . !@#$%^&*()!!!!!